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Attention Deficit HEY, DONUTS! Unisex T-Shirt - Differently Normal

Attention Deficit HEY, DONUTS! Unisex T-Shirt - Differently Normal

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That feeling when you're determined to really focus on the task at...hey...do I smell something?  Kinda a sweetish cakey smell.  Did I eat before I left this morning?
 
Nah...probably just my imagination.  Let's open these files and get started.  Just...gonna...stare at the cursor for a couple of minutes.  It's 10.  The report is due at noon - plenty of time!
 
*ding*  Oh?  An email notification?  Don't check yet, don't check yet, don't check yet, report first.
Wait.  Did I reply to the Harrison account?  I'm pretty sure I didn't dream it.  Yeah, I definitely responded already.  Probably.  Ugh.  Report first, THEN email.

Wait.  What's that smell?  Probably just someone in the breakroom using the microwave.  Did I eat this morning?  I definitely made coffee before I left home.  Which...I...left on the counter, darn it!  RIGHT, THE REPORT.

A co-worker drifts by the cubicle as I'm definitely, absolutely not checking the email notification that turned out to be spam - honestly, our IT guys don't have a better spam filter???  Come on, this report isn't going to write itself.  It's already been 20 minutes, how did that happen?

"Donuts in the breakroom, friendo."  It's Tom, from accounting.  He knows I need to focus on this report, what does he need now?

"Okay, thanks, just finalizing the Harrison report, I'll check in with you soon."  I have no idea what he just said to me, but it was probably checking in on this.

I tap listlessly at the keys, fully aware of the importance of what I'm doing, the time crunch, and the fact that it's been 45 MINUTES? HOW?

Wait, Tom said there were donuts in the breakroom?  The words finally filtering through to my brain, I rush over to discover all the chocolate and sprinkles are gone, no surprise.  I settle for a simple glazed, rushing back to my desk like an anime protagonist late for class.

MUST FINISH REPORT NOW, IT IS 11.  The last hour.  My time to shine!  With the power of donuts and ADHD on my side, my hyperfocus can take over and this will be the greatest report of all time.

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

  • Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
  • The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
  • All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
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Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96

 

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