Attention Deficit HEY, DONUTS! Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie - Differently Normal
Attention Deficit HEY, DONUTS! Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie - Differently Normal
Wait. What's that smell? Probably just someone in the breakroom using the microwave. Did I eat this morning? I definitely made coffee before I left home. Which...I...left on the counter, darn it! RIGHT, THE REPORT.
A co-worker drifts by the cubicle as I'm definitely, absolutely not checking the email notification that turned out to be spam - honestly, our IT guys don't have a better spam filter??? Come on, this report isn't going to write itself. It's already been 20 minutes, how did that happen?
"Donuts in the breakroom, friendo." It's Tom, from accounting. He knows I need to focus on this report, what does he need now?
"Okay, thanks, just finalizing the Harrison report, I'll check in with you soon." I have no idea what he just said to me, but it was probably checking in on this.
I tap listlessly at the keys, fully aware of the importance of what I'm doing, the time crunch, and the fact that it's been 45 MINUTES? HOW?
Wait, Tom said there were donuts in the breakroom? The words finally filtering through to my brain, I rush over to discover all the chocolate and sprinkles are gone, no surprise. I settle for a simple glazed, rushing back to my desk like an anime protagonist late for class.
MUST FINISH REPORT NOW, IT IS 11. The last hour. My time to shine! With the power of donuts and ADHD on my side, my hyperfocus can take over and this will be the greatest report of all time.
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
- Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
- Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |